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After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".
"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
The act in which taking a huge crap causes toilet water to splash up and "kiss" your asshole. Named after Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law. He is notable for not only for being a Doctor, Honorary 5 star general and Lawyer, he was also man of science, a Ninja, and a toothless dirtbag.
"I took a huge crap and got TheGenerals Kiss in return."
You Are Incorrect For Ordering Me To Kiss Beba Moreno
You Are Incorrect For Ordering Me To Kiss Beba Moreno
When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.
giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.
she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.
Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you
Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss
On December 10th you have to makeout with someone named jr or junior for 10 seconds
Lip to lip contact with someone named junior for 10 or more seconds. That’s how you correctly kiss a junior.