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The most despicable and disgusting of acts that an emo could commit. Two or more boys, all clones of a social scene comprised of pathetic outcasts kissing because they think they're rebels. They must kiss boys because all of the girls have pussys and they dont need another one!
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emo boys clothes are extreeeeeeeemly tight, most often skin-tight jeans with some kind of hooded jacket and a scruffy bag with pins/lame badges on it. they wear this every season, in all weather. no wonder they have no ass, they sweated them off inside those jeans they wear in summer, combined wit the anorexia of course. i suspect most emo boys wear girls jeans, not leaving much to the imagination.
"god look at that emo boys clothes, where does he put his cock and balls in jeans like that? in his butt crack?"
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the eye motion made by one of great emocity signaling that he or she finds whatever she's hearing or seeing simply derogatory and not worth her attention.
some emo hater: "damn i hate emos they should all just kill themselves and spare us having to listen to their emoans and seeing them flip their hair."
emo kid: -performs the "emo eye roll"
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What happens when two emo boys kiss. There's no such thing as a female emo. All emos are homosexual boys.
Guy 1: Check it out! Over there! Two emo girls kissing!!
Guy 2: Umm... Emo girls don't exsist, dude. Those are two little emo fag boys kissing....
Guy 1: Let's kick their asses.
Hilarity ensues.
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The theory that emo music is really cheerful and fun, until you listen to the lyrics then it becomes sad. Usually occurs because of emo bands inablity to come up with good lyrics.
Foster: "Dude this song face down is awesome! it makes me so happy"
Laura: "You realize that song is about a guy who beats his girlfriend?"
Foster: "Aww...now it makes me sad to listen to that song"
Laura: "Yea Its the Theory of Emo Music"
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Scene=a person who is assoiciated with the modern music scene, usually being hardcore/punk rock type music. Pays close attention to the latest fashion trends and usually tries to make their own. Usually has a myspace featuring dinosaurs guns etc. Usually has Long hair on guys and shorter hair on girls which is usually died different colors. Sometimes they are very elitist especially to youths who copy their personal styles. Some fashion trends of scene kids are girl pants, band tee shirts, bandanas, vans, converses, shirts with dinosaurs/guns etc, large sunglasses, polka dots, head bands, large jewelry.
Emo=Person who listens to emotional music, and usually cry and dont mosh at their concerts. Kinda of like goths but less ugly and more emotional. Usually rant about how unfair the world is and how their last boyfriend/girlfriend was the only one they will ever love. Many jokes about them being suicidal but mainly they are doing it for attention.
Many people confuse scene kids and emos b/c they wear similiar clothing and sometimes have similiar styles. Both wear small band tee's they buy at their concerts even though they like different music. Some scene guys wear girl pants as well as some emos making them even more easily confused.
Scene kids and emo kids are very different mainly in the type of music they like and their outlook on life in general. Scene kids are fun and usually are at local concerts/parties. Emo kids are sad and usually stay at home and write poetry and check their myspaces.
Scene kid: "i cant wait to go to my concert and mosh"
Emo kid: "i cant wait to go to my concert and sob at this life's black abyss that is my heart"
Scene kid: "ok...bye"
scene vs emo
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When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.
This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.
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