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A rusty contaminated,ball pump is stuck it in the pee hole and inflated like viagra would do but it's really inflating it with poisonous gas that causes you to have cum squirting out of your belly button,eyes,nose etc. (after you are dead two anonymous jedi dump on your mother's chest)
The Jedi Blow Job often happens to nerds who do not happen to know shit about star wars.
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The sexual pleasure of scalping a girl and then proceeding to have her bloody scalp rubbing on your ass whole in a sexual manner.
After i scalped this girl she gave me a Skull Job
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a russian curb job is when a person knocks out another person, puts their open mouth on the curb, with their teeth on the concrete, and kicks them in the back of the head, breaking many teeth.
(brains may come out, and head may flatten)
if you have an example, your sick...
Joe: so i gave this ass a russian curb job last week.
Devon: wow, dentures for life for that ass...
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where everyone in the room starts sucking everyone's else s dick
"woah chief don't throw that dick out, oh watch out he just threw a blow job grenade."
"That bitch just threw me a Blow job grenade"
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When your neighbors really like icecream, but are lactose intolerant.
Look at the icecream paint job! I wish i could just eat it!
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when you get a hand job with a sandy palm that grinds your shaft
i gave myself an arabian hand job at the beach this afternoon
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When a women uses her cum as an adhesive so she can wrap your dick in seaweed then proceeds to suck the seaweed wrapped dick.
A Japanese blow job is a must when you visit tokyo
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