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piece of meat with two eyes

A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.

Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...

by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


the other, other, white meat

An innuendo of human meat/flesh for consumption

Fat bastard: I ate a baby! The other, OTHER, white meat!

by redtail999 November 19, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


beat up lunch meat

an overly used vagina

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat

by Bnasty16 November 22, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby Boomer meat locker

a locker that contains the guts, muscle, and tissue of generation of the boomers

ok Tabitha is dead. Now what?
Put her remains in the Baby boomer meat locker

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020


bet it aint got no meat

the subject or matter contains no poultry, beef,pork,fish or any other meaty sources

"man this soup is good"
"bet it aint got no meat"

"why didnt you stand up for yourself?"

" bet you aint got no fucking meat!"

"i heard your mom got dicked down by the mailman"

"mhmmm bet he do got meat"

by meatman89 February 6, 2014


Drink My Meat Marinades

When you are giving a man a blowjob, he may use this term to signify that he wants you to swallow his semen.

A woman(or man) is giving a man a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in her(or his) mouth and he says "Drink my Meat Marinades"

Ghalleon - "Drink my meat marinades. Guzzle it down."
The maiden then swallows Ghalleon's semen.

by Rin Oletee March 31, 2013


new jersey meat hook

During vaginal sex from behind, i.e. doggie style, the man, or woman with strap on, inserts index and middle fingers into the anus of the pentrated. Forming the fingers into a hook shape, the woman is lifted up and down on the phallus by the "hook", or hand, as if she were a piece of "meat." Hence, New Jersey Meat Hook

I bent her over and gave her the new jersey meat hook. She loved it... absolutely loved it.

by jeremiahdalemcmastersthethird May 24, 2006

120๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž