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The 4d rule is a rule imposed on exchange students in the United States by their exchange association. It prohibits students from driving, drinking alcohol, using drugs, and dating American partners (banging yankee blondes and brunettes)
The tacit rule popular among exchange students is to break these rules as quickly as possible without being caught by their host family.
Hey bro if I bang Taylor tonight at the prom after party at Danielle's house it would have only taken me two weeks to break the 4 d rule!
Can you pass me the bang ??
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!
Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:
You are here
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What you're doing
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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇
Petard hoisting
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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery
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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.
I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.
Not smoking crack 12 hours before going to work.
Dude, you look high. Major violation of the "Sheen Rule".
You gotta lick all the ketchup
ketchup rule boy
The Ketchup rule means you must lick it all if you drop it