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A group of males who bat for the other team
Have heart brave knights for our French foes are not stout of heart and will not withstand our assault for they are a bunch of Lunch Box Lancers, taken from Richard III
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A typically ornate wooden box from the 18th century bound in polished brass. The box usually had a hole for receiving a penis and a handle on the side that when turned, feathers providing auto erotic stimulation to the operator.
Commissioned in 1725 by Peter the Great, a superb box was a gifted to the Danish sailor Vitus Bering before he set out on his historic voyage to prove that Siberia and America were not joined by land. The channel between the two countries was named after him.
Legend has it that the ship's Engineer on the good ship Venus broke his jerry built wanking machine and whipped his balls to cream.
Bring me a boy!!!!.........Blast!
Bring me another boy!!!!..........Blast!
Bring me my Brass Bound Buggery Box, these boys split too easily!
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when ur pretty dumb. my mom says this to me all the time.
Ur dumber than a box of rocks
-what?
shut up dumbass
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The sound coming from a truck driven by a fuck boy with his flat billed hat sporting his ragged ass rear squatted truck. AKA DONKEY SLAPPER!!
That fuck boys truck sounds like a clapped out shit box!
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In the manga Princess Ai, co-created by Misaho Kujiradou, D.J. Milky & Courtney Love, the main character is Princess Ai (hence the manga name).
In the story Princess Ai half human/half angel from the land called "Ai-Land" (seriously) who arrives at Earth with completly no memorie of who she is but her name, she has a talent for singing and loves being on stage this character is modeled after Courtney Love. This explains why she has a 'trinket' heart-shaped-box holding locket with the picture of the two people she loves most. The amusing part is the picture turns out to be a character named 'Kent' who she pretty much instantly fell in love with when arriving on earth.. (if you havn't figured it out yet Kent = Kurt)
Part of this story is about their love, or more like Courtney and Kurt's love. The Heart-Shaped-Box is the symbol between them because of the song written by Kurt Cobain to her. It is sweet and cute how she weasled that into the story, a love drama fantasy and a must read for anyone who likes these genres!
Princess Ai: Nora...?
Kent!
(I want to be with you, Kent.
I want to be with..)
Being around me is very dangerous.
Kent, let me go..
*blink*
What a horrible dream
*necklace hits ground that came out the Heart-Shaped-Box*
Hey, this pendant opens up...
My father... Nora...
(The two men in my life
After that parting moment with Nora--
I vowed to never again let go of the one i loved.
To me, our love was worth facing any danger together.)
How could I forget?
(But Kent...
...He bought this book to me.
I wish I could see him to ask him why...
...But I'm not strong enough to protect Kent.)
The picture...
...It changed to Kent?!
Why'd it changed? What does it mean?!
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Someone who raids chocolate boxes. ie. someone who likes to pack fudge fudge packer, punch donut-holes, or who is otherwise a leatherclad tail-gunner.
What out Jimmy, here comes uncle chocolate box raider, wanna play trains and tunnels?
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A person who looks like one of the homosexual guys who model on hair product boxes.
1: Look at pretty boy box shard.
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