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The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.
Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!
Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing
Wake up douche chicken
Wake up douche chicken let me in!
Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"
Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.
You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.