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The state of when you feel smooth as fucking butter
Tom felt his Mother's body and described it as, "Butter smooth."
Semen. Cum. Reproductive fluid.
Yo, I was with this bitch last night... oooooooooooooh SHIT! Heavy butter, baby! All night long.
The god of peanut butter that anyone could eat, unless your'e allergic to WOW. The WOW Butter And Jelly originates from god himself and when it is put in your mouth you feel a tingling that could either be orgasmic, or food poisoning. It is perfectly balanced, as all things should be....
"Hey Matt, did you try the WOW Butter And Jelly? I think I came when I ate it!"
That fat man got chicken butter shup all over the seat!
When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
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Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.
"You're total is $21.73"
"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"
"$13.40"
To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.
You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.