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When the facial hair of the upper Lip touches the pubic hair above a penis during fellatio
Ben got a Pentakill in League of Legends last night, and Ronald congratulated him with a Mexican Handshake
When you buy nacho cheese in bulk from Costco and give your self a nacho cheese enema. Then proceed to fart in your other half’s face whilst they eat the nacho cheese.
Last night we spent so much in Costa then he gave me a Mexican Clapback and I just couldn’t get the cheese out my hair.
Wrapping your ball skin over someone’s eyes.
Mike: How was your night last night?
Joey: great I have a girl the Mexican blindfold (Zoro) and she couldn’t see shit!
A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.
Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.
A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.
A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.
The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.
We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!
The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...
Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.