Triple D

crater time

look its odlaW, no its trile d

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Boy Scout Rule of D's

This is a rule established on Comedy Central's show, Workaholics, that states when you accidentally see another man's penis, the only way to restore order to the universe is to show him your dick as well.
Then you have both seen each other's penises and you can go on living your daily in peace once again.

Adam: Hey Blake, where you going with no pants on?
Blake: Oh, I accidentally saw Montez's penis yesterday, so I'm gunna go show him my dick to restore balance to the universe.
Adam: Ahh, the Boy Scout Rule of D's, have fun.

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Tenacious d HBO episodes

Opening quotes from the H.B.O episodes:

Episode 1 The Search for Inspirado

"Warning! if you want your asses blown out stay in the room"

Episode 2 Angel In Disguise

"Black sabbath,iron maiden and molly hatchet could not be here tonight but they all had sex and are proud to pronounce the birth of their two headed baby tenacious d"

Episode 2 The Greatest Song in the World

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Episode 3 The Fan

"Caution! the surge in general of rock warns that viewing this next band is equal to twenety-nine orgasams"

Episode 4 Death of the Dream

"Stick around if you don't mine some cream in your genes"

Episode 5 Road Gig

"Attention! if your oulating move away from the stage because this band are so potont just siting near them can get you pregnant"

Start of "History of tenacious d"

"Have you ever had your ass waxed,its hurts but then it feels good really good well that a lot like our next act"

All from the starting of Tenacious d HBO episodes

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throw some d's on that bitch

Put 20" rims, most commomly referred to as "dubs" or "d's", on your car/truck.

"Just bought a Cadillac, throw some d's on that bitch! Just bought a Cadillac..."

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8====D~~~O<8) ?

Baby do you swallow ?

Porn director interviwing "actress" to star in his latest film:
"Tiffany, before I agree to cast you in Ebeneezer Splooge I need to ask 8====D~~~O<8) ?"

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D-town time bomb

when having a threesome with two girls and one guy the guy takes steamy dump in one girls cooter then haves her stand over the other girl. then the guy counts down from 5 and punches her in the uterus and sends a hot shower of shit all over the girls grill piece.

Last night i had this girl send a huge D-town time bomb all over this 4 dollar hooker

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p d effin p

pretty darn effing precious
used by the popular youtuber Shay Carl to describe his pd effin p kids.

Girl: Did you see that baby?!
Girl 2: OMG! I know. Wasn't he p d effin p?
Girl: Oh Yeah (:

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