Excuse me while I kiss this guy

A common misinterpretation of the famous Jimi Hendrix quote "Excuse me while I kiss the sky", from the song Purple Haze.

OMFG He said excuse me while I kiss this guy! What a faggot!

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i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

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National Give a Guy Your Scrunchie Day

On September 24 you have to give your scrunchie to a guy....skskskskskskksk..and I oop..sksksks

Oh you don’t have a Scrunchie, well here you can have one of mine sksksksksk

It’s okay to wear my scrunchie on National Give a Guy Your Scrunchie Day tehe skskskskskskksks and i oop just not my hydroflask

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Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica

The brutalist, most ear piercing, intense music you will ever hear in your entire life.

Guy 1-Yo i cant wait for Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica' new album "duct taped to a moose('s cock)!!
Guy 2-I know i cant wait to hear such classic songs as barftrails, and cellino and barnes.

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straight eye for the queer guy

obviously fakin it, trippin on the flip side

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You're so dog water my guy

You're so dog water my guy - Meaning you are insanely bad at the legendary game fornite

Fornite kid: Omg dude you're so dog water my guy you have 0pr 0placements send me your fornite tracker dude you're so trash dude like i'll wager u right now and crank 90s on you like jesus my guy

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woah, some guy just shat himself

Why are you looking this up? The definition is basically the fucking title. You shitfaced fucking narwhal.

This phrase is what you would use to express the fact that some guy just left a shit in their pants.

"Woah, some guy just shat himself, wanna go sniff it and put it on the black market?"

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