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October 26

The day girls with the fattest asses and the prettiest faces are born.

Homeboy #1: “Damn did you see that ass?”
Homeboy #2: “Yeah, that’s Zoe, she was born on October 26th. There’s no surprise there, she’s naturally a baddie.”

by Soursponge47 November 19, 2019


October 26

Throw a friend who’s name starts with an L who is under 5’5 down a flight of stairs.

Guy : Hey, it’s October 26.

A person who’s name starts with an L : holy shit.

by heybissitsme October 27, 2019


October 26

You get to kiss,hug,or hold hands with your crush

Crush:hi

You:”holds hand
Crush:what are u doing?!?
You:It’s October 26

by Alliewally19 October 26, 2019


October 26

National makeout with bf/gf day. A couple has to makeout on this day.

Girl: It’s October 26th you know what that means
Boy: Ok, whenever your ready.

by Urbanion Diction October 24, 2019


October 26

National tell your crush that you like them

Tim: hey man it’s October 26
Harry: well I guess I have to tell my crush I like her

by Trentin October 27, 2019


October 26

Make out for as long as u can

Hey babe let’s make out for longer than 3 mins because it’s October 26

by Willy ur mister October 24, 2019


October 26

National go downstairs and make your boyfriend pancakes in bed day

Girlfriend it’s october 26th, you know what that means!

by Longpeeeeen October 26, 2019