Kick a kid named Mason or throw him down a flight of stairs.
Person 1: Mason is such an ass for messing up everything.
Person 2: It’s october 26 so you know what to do.
The day girls with the fattest asses and the prettiest faces are born.
Homeboy #1: “Damn did you see that ass?”
Homeboy #2: “Yeah, that’s Zoe, she was born on October 26th. There’s no surprise there, she’s naturally a baddie.”
Throw a friend who’s name starts with an L who is under 5’5 down a flight of stairs.
Guy : Hey, it’s October 26.
A person who’s name starts with an L : holy shit.
You get to kiss,hug,or hold hands with your crush
Crush:hi
You:”holds hand”
Crush:what are u doing?!?
You:It’s October 26
National makeout with bf/gf day. A couple has to makeout on this day.
Girl: It’s October 26th you know what that means
Boy: Ok, whenever your ready.
National tell your crush that you like them
Tim: hey man it’s October 26
Harry: well I guess I have to tell my crush I like her
Hey babe let’s make out for longer than 3 mins because it’s October 26