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october 26

Kick a kid named Mason or throw him down a flight of stairs.

Person 1: Mason is such an ass for messing up everything.
Person 2: It’s october 26 so you know what to do.

by girl12345678912 October 26, 2019


October 26

The day girls with the fattest asses and the prettiest faces are born.

Homeboy #1: “Damn did you see that ass?”
Homeboy #2: “Yeah, that’s Zoe, she was born on October 26th. There’s no surprise there, she’s naturally a baddie.”

by Soursponge47 November 19, 2019


October 26

Throw a friend who’s name starts with an L who is under 5’5 down a flight of stairs.

Guy : Hey, it’s October 26.

A person who’s name starts with an L : holy shit.

by heybissitsme October 27, 2019


October 26

You get to kiss,hug,or hold hands with your crush

Crush:hi

You:”holds hand
Crush:what are u doing?!?
You:It’s October 26

by Alliewally19 October 26, 2019


October 26

National makeout with bf/gf day. A couple has to makeout on this day.

Girl: It’s October 26th you know what that means
Boy: Ok, whenever your ready.

by Urbanion Diction October 24, 2019


October 26

National tell your crush that you like them

Tim: hey man it’s October 26
Harry: well I guess I have to tell my crush I like her

by Trentin October 27, 2019


October 26

Make out for as long as u can

Hey babe let’s make out for longer than 3 mins because it’s October 26

by Willy ur mister October 24, 2019