Snail Dick

Having a small and crooked dick which coincidentally is very slow to get up. Greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

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Gary the Snail

A manouver in which a girl finishes riding your face and dismounts by sliding her vagina across your whole face, leaving a trail of slime like a snail.

John: " Hey bro, How did your date with Ashley go" ?
Blake: " It was cool dude, she stayed the night".
John: " Nice you gonna see her again"?
Blake: " IDK bro she hit me with that Gary the Snail".
John: " Gross".

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Snail trail

Titty fucking your female partner after taking a shit and not wiping your ass.

“Ronaldo left a snail trail on his wife”

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Fail Snail

The victim of a future (possibly fatal) fail that everyone but the victim sees coming a from mile away.

Rednecks are the largest known colony of fail snails.

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snail tracks

when a female have a very wet pussy and drags her vagine down your tie and leaves her juices down your tie.

you should have seen how wet my girlfriens was after we had sex last night. she dragged her pussy down my tie and left some snail tracks.

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snail trail

In the dorms its used to refer to the trail from door to door that a promiscuous girl/women leaves behind as she makes her rounds.

just follow her snail trail and you can see she slept with the whole 3rd floor

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snail grease

When your done fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out. Poop oozes out resembling the trail of grease a snail makes

After I got done fucking Tina in the ass you should have seen the snail grease she left on my bed.

Did you see Mary's underware, I know she takes it in the ass. I mean look at that snail grease trail?

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