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Instagram

A popular social media in which brain damaged millennials either live fake lives, or steal Reddit memes at least a month after being born. (There is a possibility of something different and good happening PewDiePie wedding, world record egg, etc).

SSSniperwolf is an INSTAGRAM influencer who photoshops every post she makes

by Sodium Chloride Bean Dip December 1, 2019


Instagram

A place where you can lower your confidence just by looking at a picture of someone more successful than you.

"Instagram helped me lower my confidence and hate myself a whole bunch"

by Discount Product September 1, 2022


INSTAGRAM

The place where girls try and show off their TikTok moves or big butts

place where boys go to show off there eboy stupid selves

Hailey:I miss this bubble gum and that cheeko stick(
Jordyn(shut the fuck up cause you can’t dance)
Hailey:shut you eboy ass up cause your hairline even disapproved so it left

Jordyn:instagram and tiktok are both places to show my hairline stupid

by Why did my mom get pregnant December 4, 2019


Instagram

The only social media where you can find inspiring content, memes, and professional photographers alongside easily accessible uncensored gore, exposed pages, and leaked personal information simply because they never bother to properly moderate it.

Guy 1: I heard Tiffany got doxxed.
Guy 2: Yeah, her home address, full name, and phone number were posted on an Instagram story.

by fridgewater January 13, 2024


instagram

When you're dealing coke or viagra and try to be funny but it's not.

person 1: Ey, want some?
person 2: How much can i get?
person 1: an instagram
person 2: ha...ha...ha...

by hermercurius April 12, 2018


Instagram

Get Instagram app now

Hym "Go fuck yourself Instagram. Just let me view it in the browser and get this fucking continue with Facebook shit off my screen... Faggot!"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2024


Instagram

A platform guaranteed to turn the addicted into severely depressed individuals who will believe they are worth nothing, their lives aren't exciting enough, and they fall into the fear of missing out, until they make the drastic decision to CTB (End their life).

Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.

*Eric opens instagram*

*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*

Eric: oh shit

*Eric continues to scroll*

*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*

*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*

Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.

*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*

by Al_000 April 19, 2024