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smooth move Gilligan
This is what you say to someone who just did something terribly stupid and foolish,like the TV character Gilligan.
Gilligan's Island
Skippppper!!!
Oh little buddy!
The professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligan's Island.
Why are your clothes all torn and covered with monkey feces?
I slipped in a plie of monkey poop on my way to feed Mr.Peepers.
Oh smooth move Gilligan!
Ooh snap, you shit covered retard.
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To accomplish a task in a sleek manner.
Guy: *slips number into girls back pocket*
Also Guy: cha cha real smooth
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Someone who falsely uses their sweet talk words to gain trust love and adoration from the opposite sex to get attention and to overindulge in text flirting
I can't believe he says that to everyone , I thought I was the only one he called beautiful or baby . He's a smooth talking text whore
Expression used for remarking the success of a risky and improper move.
When the bottle of motor oil says that it lasts a year but you drink it in 10 minutes: cha cha real smooth
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What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.
Extremely smooth.
Smik: Nice skinhead !!
Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!
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Those early 90’s R and B songs that definitely got you and your significant other in the mood for love.
Paul: Hey Mazzella, how was your night?
Sean: It was great man, me and Erica went to dinner and capped off the night at a club and we danced to that smooth R and B buttaz all night long.
A sexual instance wherein the penetrating party - while in doggie style position- abruptly and unexpectedly dispenses easy cheese into the anus of the recipient while simultaneously having intercourse with the vagina. It is often encouraged to punch the female in the face afterwards as an assertion of dominance.
Hey man wtf I'm tryin to munch on these crackers; where's my easy cheese?
About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.
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