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December 21st is Fur-No-U day, this is an annual 24 hour period, in which anyone who isnt a furry, is. While those who were already a furry arent for the duration of the day, this day has been established as the law since Dec 20th 1775, the punishment for not celebrating this day varies in different countries though in all of them the punishment still involves the suspect being a homosexual. In America, (in addition to being officially labeled as homosexual) the suspect has their penis and balls clipped off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that have an average retail price of $8.95, unless you identify as female, if you do then you have the lower half of your body surgically removed without application of anesthesia, after the procedure they would have the internal walls of their vaginal cavity force fed to them. In Asia they are executed by the two decade old Chinese practice traditionally known as "Death by deepthroat and semen drowning" in the rest of the world they are slowly lowered feet first into a pit of hungry virgin twenty two year old males who would have a sexual engagement with anything else that breaths.
1. That's Jim, he usually hates furrys, but today hes a furry who hates furry haters,
2. That's Jim, he didn't celebrate December 21st and is having his cock and balls cut off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that retail for $8.95
To cut a guy’s dick off with a pencil
Hey did you hear that Jack did the 21st way on Ryan?
What’s that?
It’s when you cut off someone’s dick with a pencil.
How even????
Today Kim Seokjin from BTS learned how to tag others on Instagram posts. So it will be celebrated as an anniversary every year for Jin as his Co member Kim Namjoon of BTS commented under his Instagram post along with another member Jung Hoseok Of BTS.
Namjoon commented under Jin's ig post:
: finally tagging.. legend
: hey, designate today as an anniversary immediately
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Jhope commented under Jin's ig post:
: wow our hyung knows how to tag !!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼❤️❤️
Omg Lmao Namjoon commented so we should celebrate 21st May as Jin's anniversary when he learned how to tag others.
I do anything Pacey asks coz I’m nice
I am the best so I made this day feb 21st
April 21st is national send a tit pic day
guy: guess what day it is
girl: what day
guy: well april 21st is national send a tit pic day
girl: well then i guess i gotta do it