national give ur girl ur hoodie day β€οΈ
her: can i have ur hoodie?
him: why
her: bc itβs February 3rd!
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A burn that's 3rd degree needs emergency surgery but with no urgency.
If you go to emergency surgery with a burn that's 3rd degree, there can be no urgency.
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On November 3rd you get to slap your tallest friend across the face.
Short friend: Hey dude, itβs November 3rd
Tall Friend: Oh no..
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November 3rd is the day you have to confess your feelings to your crush. You're welcome.
"Do you know what today is, bro?"
"Yeah, bro, it's November 3rd. Confess your feelings day."
"I like you, bro."
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A day for people with the name Alex to beat the shit out of people with the name ''Hrisi''
Gosh i can finally slap hrisi in the face since its November 3rd
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National ask out a bitch day! You don't even have to stay with her, just ask her out. Have fun!!
Boy: "hey do you want to go out?"
Girl: "is that an insult? November 3rd is national ask out a bitch day!"
Boy: "I didn't know"
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A step parent. Mom 1st, dad 2nd, step-dad or step-mom 3rd.
My 3rd parent is coming to my game.
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