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The 10lbs in weight we're all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking.
On a Zoom call to Mark, Anthea quickly realised he was experiencing Covid-10 as his cheeks were bloated, and his chin had virtually doubled.
Junior had to ask Dad to stop eating all the tubs of ice cream on a daily basis, or he would become very chubby and catch a mild form of Covid-10.
When someone has had enough of Coronavirus and wants to get out of quarantine asap. They usually go in a Covid Craze when they are bored or haven’t gone outside for ages.
“Did you see Jennifer’s Whatsapp status?! I think she’s having a Covid Craze”
When something tastes, smells or is just overall bad
Person 1: Ew, look at that!
Person 2: That's got COVID
One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.
All CoVID (i.e., SARS-CoV-2) strains in 2021, the most well-known being Delta and Omicron.
CoVID-21 just had to ruin the plans we dreamt of for our entire lives.
Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.
Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.
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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"