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A musical entity consisting of no less and not more than six individuals, living in or around the Seattle area, utilizing instruments of music to orchestrate and perform memorable and pleasurable melodies accompanied with singing
My good sir, it occurs to be that these melodies produced by this Madison Drive are both memorable and pleasurable when accompanied with singing. I think I may look them up using the various networks of computers known as the internet.
Well-respected public university, a public "ivy", with an eccentric, mostly liberal student body and world-renowned faculty. A wide range of eclectic areas of study available, and excellent sports. Also known as a big party school, with infamous annual Halloween riots and summer block parties,
Top-rated undergraduate and graduate programs. Big Ten.
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This Adam Sandler movie is funny as shit.
Billy Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, and she then squats over his chest and allows the semen to leak out onto him.
"I hate hanging around Travis. All I can think about is Meghan giving him a leaky Madison."
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Clearly the most hilarious and awesome movie/character of all time. Hildada and Ianan are the bestest for knowing this.
The most memorable and funniest quotes from Billy Madison are:
-You ain't cool ... unless you pee your pants.
-I'll tumble for ya!
-It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here! Call the zoo!
-Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
-You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
-Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school ...
-Well, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
-Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!!
-Billy likes to drink soda ... Miss Lippy's car is green
-T-t-t-today Junior!!
-Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth!
-Stop looking at me swan!
-Dad, do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
-I drew the duck blue because I had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I just wanted to see a blue duck
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The emo, small girl that looks at everyone with eyes full of sadness and probably needs a hug but hates people
That girl right there is a total Dirty Madison. Just look at her eyes man
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Four square miles with reality on the outside.
a mythical place where everyones chill, and parties happen constantly. Yeah, Thats Madison Wisconsin bro.
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