Jewcular Missile

Aka being called an antisemite. This is the Hail Mary when a Jewish person is losing an argument.

Americans are catching onto us my fellow ShekelBergs. It’s time to bring out the Jewcular Missile and call them Antisemites.

Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

Cruise missile

Any action film starring Tom Cruise.

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.

cruise missile

A big cock

He wished his cruise missile was in Allison

Wind Missile

When a woman queefs out her tampon.

Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!

Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead

1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile”

taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.

I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.