Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing
Trouser truffle is the metaphorical mushroom ( a penis ) that grows beneath one's trousers.
I'm tellin' ya bro. When she bent over my trouser truffle went in full bloom.
A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.
At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.
This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage
"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"
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The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear
She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear