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Noise hole

Another word describing a person's mouth and/or butthole... but more commonly the mouth since that's where most of the noise comes from half of the time.

Dude... Adrian won't shut his fucking noise hole! I'm going to go over there and shut it for him if he doesn't cork it!

by B3URK February 26, 2011


Bozone holes

penetration of the thick bozone layer by punching holes in it, opening an intellectual window in an otherwise dark dungeon of a mind, where intellect hasn't yet managed to seep in.

We haven't yet managed to create bozone holes.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021


Black Hole

A black hole is a point of infinitely dense space with such a high density that no matter or energy may escape. It is formed when a supermassive star supernovaes. It has enough gravity, however, that it will collapse inward on itself. Normally, when this happens, the Palaui Force cannot resist gravity's push (this means that electrons orbiting a nucleus of an atom are pushed inward to the nucleus), and forms neutronium (a superdense form of matter made of only neutrons). Normally, this dense ball of matter forms a neutron star, but in extreme cases, the ball of matter is so dense that it collapses inward on itself. Nothing can stop this collapse once it has started, and it will not end until the matter reaches a point of 0 dimensions (0 feet high, wide, and deep). This forms the singularity of the black hole. There is also a "point of no return", or the event horizon. Once you have crossed this sphere circling the black hole, you will be ripped apart atom by atom, and strung out to an infinite length (called spaghettification). This process will take an infinite amount of time, and nothing will ever get you out. There are also two different types of singularities (that we know about). There are stationary and spinning. In a stationary singularity, the singularity is a single point where the curvature becomes infinite. However, in a spinning singularity, said singularity becomes 2 dimensional, stretching in both space & longitude (this drags space-time surrounding the event horizon, something known as frame dragging). This spinning space-time surrounding the event horizon is known as an ergosphere, which is shaped like an ellipsoid (this is an ellipse, but in 3 dimensions (think about how pluto doesn't orbit the sun right, and you have the idea, represented by the formula {x^2\a^2}+{y^2\b^2}+{z^2\c^2}=1).) This presents a great opportunity for space flight, as a ship grazing the surface of the ergosphere could be launched off at reletavistic speeds. The singularity is most likely a ring shape, instead of a dimensionless sphere. If you fell into a spinning black hole, it is possible you would not spaghettify. If you fell through the inner horizon (the ring singularity) perfectly distanced from all points on the ring, you might make it.
Now, you figure that matter has to go somewhere, and it (theoretically) is ejected at a white hole. A white hole is described as "a postulated celestial body that is the time reversal of a black hole. While a black hole acts as a point mass that attracts and absorbs any nearby matter, a white hole acts as a point mass that repels or (perhaps) even ejects matter." Now, there is no proof of white holes, and it is doubtful you could pass through one (see wormhole, because of a paper published in 1962 by John A. Wheeler and Robert W. Fuller proving that Schwarzschild wormholes are disconnected instantaneously after they are formed, not allowing even light to pass through). I've said waaaaay too much, so I'm going to shut up now. Have a nice day.

Ugh. If you want to see an example, hop on a ship traveling at light speed, wait 3000 years, then jump out. La dee frickin da. Here's the word black hole.

by George Badabinski February 4, 2007

408๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


pie-hole

Noun. Mouth, i.e., the hole you ought to be using for eating (pie). From the British slang, cake-hole.

Shut your pie-hole! Seriously, man, just stop talking!

by Jenn Frank September 8, 2005

120๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


slit hole

The small hole at the end of a penis. It comes in various sizes. This is where urine and jizz missiles fly out of.

My mom slid a credit card through my slit hole.

by Mohammed Mohammed May 12, 2007

51๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


fart hole

The hole inbetween your butt cheeks. At certain times of the day, your fart hole will "exhale" or "throw up". It is also a funnier more creative way of saying asshole.

1. That bitch is gettin' it right up her fart hole

2. A boy wakes up with a painful fart hole, a handful of quarters, and no recollection of last night.

by chicken_mc'_snicklefritz February 20, 2011

56๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


e-hole

(n.)
(1) Anyone who rips you off via the internet
(2) Anyone who posts know-it-all, irritating, or bullying messages on internet bulletin boards

syn. flame, flamer, ass hole

1. I bought a cell phone off of ebay two weeks ago, but that e-hole never sent me my phone.

2. That e-hole is always flaming on this bulletin board.

by brian in lansing October 2, 2005

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