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The act of taking your face and putting it between someone else's butt cheek is called a Butt Mask. This is normally followed by shaking the cheeks against your face.
I would spend a million dollars to use Olivia Munn's ass as a Butt Mask!!
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Take erotic-asphyxiation to another level with this airhole hat trick. Straddle your lady friend's face with your asshole on her forehead, force one of your testicles into each of her nostrils and your cock down her throat, and proceed to plunger her face till she passes out or you nut. Extra points for filling her throat with enough cum to spurt out her nostrils and coat your balls from the inside of her nose.
Dude, my girl was tossin and turnin' last night so I put the sleep mask on her...she tapped out in 30 seconds!
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When someone’s worth as a person in society is often defined by their grade in school math, which means that the odds of their securing a promising career or future look bleak if they were not born with the “mathematical gene” or didn’t have a silver-spoon upbringing.
Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise intelligent people worldwide have their dreams dashed every year, because the course they plan to study in college requires them to have a passing grade in math or statistics or calculus—in other words, what percentage of the world’s population has been unfairly or unjustifiably been masked by math?
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When you cup your hand around a fart and enclose the hand around your friend's, girlfriend's, or any number of people's nose and mouth.
Yo bro, you just got gas masked, and it smells terrible.
Aww man, I just got gas masked.
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When you are hitting it from behind. Right before you cum u rip the girls pubes out and when she screams and turns around to yell at you, you cum in her face and throw the pubes in it.
I was hittin it from behind and gave her a gorilla mask!
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A delightful combination of two well known activities; Arabian Goggles & The Gunner. This is achieved by gently placing the gonads on the respective eye sockets of the eagerly waiting recipient while simultaneously lowering the anus and spreding the corn hole wide over the nostrils of your partner. The gas mask will provide you with endless hours of pleasure and entertainment.
The other night the Brucer got crunked and woke up wearing Smellvilles gas mask.
Pirate Speak...
"T' other night t' Brucer got crunked and woke up wearin' Smellvilles gas mask, Yaarrghhh"
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To jizz in someone's halloween mask and then have them wear it without knowing.
I mask jizz in that kid's mask.
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