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Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. He is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person.
Again... Sammy who ? I thought Van Halen had only one lead singer David Lee Roth. Sammy Hagar ?
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A nick-name for Samantha. If your name is Sammie, you're most likely a blonde chick, with a big heart, but also a big attitude. Sammies are outgoing and friendly, occasionally. Mostly, they are bitchy and cold, mean, but not cruel. They can be a real pain in the ass, but everyone around them adores their witty jokes and intelligence. You should be proud to be a Sammie, and if you aren't, be jealous.
Pheobe: Wow, were you guys at Sammie's party last night? It was totally crazy!
Adrian: Yeah, that chick is insane!
Theresa: Don't you wish you were a Sammie?
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The chick who ruined Van Halen; also see, mediocrity
Boy, I really wish DLR would swing down from the stage and kick that no-talent ass-clown Sammy Hagar in his mediocre balls...
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sluty sammi is a chink that is a little slut and eats alot and thinks people like her but they dont.
wow look at that little sluty sammi . or known as a sammi b.
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That one basketball player who thinks he’s good and doesn’t get off the court, but it’s because he’s such a little shit.
Averages 2 points a game and has an IQ of a blanched potatoe
Sammy P: I’m such a fucking god at basketball
Everyone Else: No you’re not your such a little shit
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A fuckin babe slayer with the sickest hair cut ever. He is the life of the party and is out of control. But he’s got a big heart and loves to chill with his homies. A loyal friend who is a total shredded piece of muscle. His schlong is twice his body size and has no problem with the girls. Get yourself a Sam cause he will rock yo world.
I don’t want anybody but a Sammy Urquhart they are so thick😍!!!!!!
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