pineapple hairs

the green leafy stuff on top of spongebob's house - word created by the one and only best youtuber ever Anix :o

"oh yeah what is that stuff on top of spongebob's house'
"they're pineapple hairs, how dareth you not know that"

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Brown Hairing

Plucking ones ass hair out and placing it on a friend/enemies personal effect, such as a computer keyboard or coffee cup for later discovery. Similar to tea bagging but slightly more pungent.

Garfield was being an ass so I gave his computer mouse a brown hairing.

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Boon Hair

Hair which is huge, curly, fireproof, and otherwise indestructible. Also home to seven species of small animals.

"Your Boon Hair is blocking my view!"

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Billy’s hair

the most gorgeous and majestic thing you will ever see. It’s majesty sweeps the morning gracefully and bounces in the wind. It’s ginger curves and curls bless all those who lay there eyes upon it

“U look peng,almost as peng as Billy’s hair”

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hair-dew

da style in which yo locks flow upon yo head

brotha, you think you gon be pickin up dem chickenhead's wit a hair-dew like dat?

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Colbert Hair

Colbert Hair is a fluid synthesis of dynamic characteristics that drive the success of The Colbert Report. Like the eye on the dollar bill, the hairdryer in Colbert's crest casts a conservative net of hairspray on tyranny. Flowing on parallel paths, the shinyness, perfectness, and mind oozing schmegmatic funness of Colbert Hair blend into a love hate cauldron of bitchslap.

I woke up one day, put my balls in my backpack, shelacked my hair, and said "... damn, it is a Colbert Hair day."

Your friend may approach you, and instead of saying, "Dude, your freakin hair looks tits today," he may exclaim, "For shit sakes pimpstick, you've got the Colbert Hair!"

If your hair is so devine as to shine and protect, then you have Colbert Hair. If you purchassed Colbert's sperm in a can at Walmart and used it as gel, then you have Colbert Hair. If you have been arguing with your inner voice about who's claw-like bangs would work in a fight, a latina or mormon polygamyst, then you may or may not have Colbert Hair.

The other day I had Colber Hair, but I just pulled that shit out of the fucking drain and dumped that schmegma right into my buttcrack just to see what it felt like.

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cunt hair

a term meaning "by a small margin"

"that mufucka is a cunt hair away from get a bullet in his fucking head"

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