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A list of peope that a person wants to have have sex with, no matter the circumstance or their relationship status. (Which is much better than the "one free pass" some would normally get.) In this case, the list can be celebrities or just regular people. Ideally, if in a relationship, both parties would have such a list.
"I'm sorry, hun. I know we're getting married tomorrow and she's one of your best friends, but she's on my fuckit list. Given the fact she lives out of the country, this may be my only opportunity to have sexual relations with her."
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A list of people you wanna do before you die
The following women on my fucket list I would like to sleep with before I die
Megan Fox
Keira Knightly
Rachel McAdams
Hermoine (from Harry Potter)
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n: fantasy fuck list; a list of the top people you would bang if you could have anyone. usually this consists of celebrities and other people that are way out of your league. hooking up with someone on your ff list is a major life accomplishment.
jim: dude, did you hook up with sarah last night?
travis: yeah man! she was totally smashed. but she was number three on my ff list!
jim: you're the fucking man!!!
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A list of people regularly passed in the course of a day, who have failed to respond to a greeting of some sort. e.g. a nod, 'hi', smile, grope, high five, etc., see also nod list, shit list,hello list.
"I saw that chick with the lazy eye at Starbucks again today she totally blanked me when I said hi. That whore's going on the bitch list."
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The short list of people you would feel comfortable talking to while simultaneously dropping a deuce.
I often ponder my shit list in the Starbucks bathroom.
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A derogatory term for a person/group considered undesirable, as in Do not call, Do not invite, Do not talk to, Do not be seen with, etc.
e.g. a D-list actor always gets turned down for roles and may even be turned away from going to auditions.
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A list of various members of the Jewish religion created in an effort to highlight Jewish contributions to human society. Lists are typically found in places like Poland, Boca Raton and Rolling Stones message boards.
Typical Jew List:
Albert Einstein
Maimonides
Don Rickles
Shaggy from "Scooby Doo"
Simon Bar Kochba
Sammy Davis Jr.
Jackie Mason
Red Auerbach
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