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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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A Hairy G-String is a line of hair that streches from you belly button to your butt crack.
So last week I was fucking this girl and I found out she had a Hairy G-String.
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A pair of breasts that are very thin and shriveled like a string-bean. They typically droop down significantly and makes the affected woman look flat because they are so fucking thin. To avoid insulting a female with these type of tits, they can be referred to as a set of SBT's in public.
Did you see Caroline in that bathing suit? She has a nasty set of string bean tits. I bet her husband is banging a hot chick on the side with real tits and a firm ass.
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a person who loses their anal virginity to string cheese
i fucked that string cheese bitch's tight butthole so bad last night
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An M-string (alternatively man-string) is a type of thong, a narrow piece of cloth, leather, or plastic that covers or holds the cock and balls, passes between the buttocks, and is attached to bands over the shoulders and just covering the nipples for discretion, worn as swimwear by Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat character.
Checkout that Bujar in the m-string, that is just nasty.
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Ejaculation of semen that gets in contact with water, making it very sticky and hard to get rid of. Most of the time it occurs in the shower when one ejaculates and tries to wash it off with water, but instead makes it 10x worse and harder to wash off. This is known as one of satans dirtiest tricks.
dude dont try and rinse off your skeet in the shower it will just turn into satans silly string.
I was finishing myself off in the shower cause my brother was gonna take one and as i was walking out i ended up with satans silly string all over my body.
I heard neill jacks off in the shower.
man, he must deal with satans silly string alot.
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