Unauthorized food

An imaginary category of "forbidden" food, envisioned in the feverish dreams of Clay Higgins' (@RepClayHiggins) psychic fourth wife, as related in his dystopian diatribe on 10/23/2020. Probably includes MREs & Beanie Weenies, but not authentic Ramen.

"Last night, she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home, seizing guns, knives, *unauthorized foods,* and stored water.

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school food

School food is motherfucking awful and with every scoop of slop you move closer to fucking and it taste like eating filthy asshole

Hey Brad do you like school food? Fuck no you dumbass bitch. That stuff tastes like ass farts in your mouth

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food boner

The result of seeing such a delicious specimen of sustenance that you inadvertently pitch a tent.

I sprung the fattest food boner after feasting my eyes on those spicy tuna rolls today.

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food poop

when a person goes to sit down at a cafeteria table only to find that someone has left some nasty ass food hidden under a napkin that nobody wants to clean up.

I was going to sit there but then I saw the food poop and instead sat next to the curly haired kid

The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite

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clown food

McDonalds - eating with the clown

It was late, everywhere else was shut, but I was so hungry that I had to get clown food!

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food block

1. The act of denying someone your leftover food.

2. Refusing to share your food with someone even though you aren't going to eat it and plan on throwing it away.

Example 1:

Person 1 - Hey man, are you gonna finish that?

Person 2 - No, but you can't have it cuz you've already eaten enough food to feed 3 people. You are cut off!

Person 1 - You are such a food block...

Example 2:

Dude, I'm so hungry! Stop food blocking me and let me eat your leftover food!

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Food porn

taking mouthwatering pictures of delicious foods and proliferating them throughout various social media websites as status updates, thus tempting all those not even currently hungry into getting a food hard-on and getting food-horny and blowing all of their heroic dieting efforts to hell.

Ever since my buddy got onto the healthy lifestyle/cooking from scratch band wagon, all of his status updates have been strictly food porn.

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