a piece of shit who will never stop bugging you, no matter what you do. if you can track her down and kill her, i will give you 1 million dollars. always call her by her full title.
HI TheRe tHis iS bRYonY fRoM AlaN jeROmE PROdUCtIoNS
Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?
alan has to waer a hoodie during polish class
alan during polish class - waers a hoodie
A nice person with an absolute SHLONG and will DEMOLISH your ***hole
Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
Alan is that one guy you have for a hairdresser / he takes his time to annoy you so if you meet him he will be a little annoying // this is a joke
alan the hairdresser