Absolutely Nana

To peel somebody’s clothes off like a banana

Get on the bed so I can absolutely nana you

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.

"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."

Absolutely Jacked

Broghan.

Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.

Absolutely pulverised

When you are run over by a 400 ton truck

My mate got absolutely pulverised yesterday

Absolutely Perfect

Hasan

Hasan is the most absolutely perfect person to ever exist

absolutely perfect

that’s all I have to say, miah is the definition of absolutely perfect. 💓💗💖

miah you’re absolutely perfect!! 💓🫶🏻💖