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when one is pleasuring them selves to multiple images/videos on the internet... as they approach their climax feel a heightened crave to search for a better or more appealing image/video to their liking and end up reaching their climax to an image/video that it's unbearably reasonable to understand how they just ejaculated on their hand/computer/towel/paper towel/carpet/ceiling to an image/video they got caught watching while clicking and pointing in a fanatic hysteria of indulgence
you or someone you know is checking out some great porn... you click on another thumbnail of a related porn because they are tagged similarly and before you know it after a few more points and clicks you get a video of something that is nothing like the thumbnail image displayed and are wrong-cumfully abused to something you would normally make a sour face at.
A human that becomes a potato that rolls around screaming and sprouts arms and legs at one point. The cure is to eat five peanuts every day for 360 days. When becoming a potato, eat that human fast before they reproduce and try to kill you with their mini potato children.
Mother: Omg! My son is a potato! Doctor help what do I do?
Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.
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Abuse as a result of jealousy of a middle child. Often due to their common better looks and higher intelligence.
Middle child abuse middle child syndrome
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When someone uses wah wah's to degrade other people's poorly executed jokes way too often. These people like to put down others since they have no self-esteem themselves. They usually aren't cute either....so it kind of makes sense.
Johnny: was my joke funny?
Matt: wah wah
Johnny: dude, you can't be as funny as me...
Matt: wah wah
Johnny: you're such a wah wah abuser...
Matt: wah wah
Johnny: fuck you
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A person who hashtags everything!
Girl: #OMG #I #SAW #JUSTINBEIBER #AT #THE #MALL #TODAY!
Guy: You are such a hashtag abuser.
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A hashtag abuser is someone who posts a picture on a social media such as Instagram and then proceeds to overload the description with hashtags, which often have nothing to do with the picture itself in an attempt to get more likes.
"Hey man, did you see how many hashtags Stacy used on her insta picture?"
"Yeah bro, she's totally a hashtag abuser"
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Proof that the United States government has no right whatsoever to take any kind of moral stance on middle eastern affairs, especially where human rights are involved. Prisoner abuse at the hands of American soldiers has been going on for years - as said so by Rummy Don himself - and the government did next to nothing to stop it. And when The Shrub and his monkeys got caught with their pants down, they didn't even have the humility to apologize and admit their failures until Rummy Don was called in to testify in front of Congress for being a witless fuckup.
But every cloud has a silver lining. In this case, The Shrub's re-election prospects aren't looking too positive and Old Man Rummy may get the boot. Now that's something I can drink to.
Condemn Saddam for torturing and dehumanizing his people, but get caught on film laughing it up while doing the exact same thing? Great idea, dumbass.
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