lip-act

To lip-act is to bite one's lips to telegraph a wide range of emotions (sexuality, anger, indecision, etc.) but not make the emotions believable with other cues.

So good to see a movie where the teenage lead doesn't lip-act all the way through it.

Mike must be a simp to believe Jory's lip-acting that she isn't running around on him.

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Baker Acted

To get hammered drunk; as in drinking O.G. Four-Loko and Red Bull and Vodka. Also known as 'getting front-row'; where the aforementioned front-row does not refer to a specific concert or theatrical presentation, but as in a more general sense in life - alcohol permitting.

Individual 1: Dude, we're getting baker acted tonight.
Individual 2: Why do you say that?
Individual 1: (Presents O.G. Four-Loko in addition to the Red Bull and Vodka purchased previously)
Individual 2: Oh, shit. Yea we're getting front-row.
Individual 1: Hammered drunk.

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Act the chute

In the act of being a chute or chutia

Billy - "Dude check out those hot chicks."

Jimbo - "Dude why you always have act the chute?"

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Terrorizing Act

An act committed by someone who supports Donald Trump, which would be called ‘Terrorism’ if committed by anyone else.”

Speaking at the White House, moments after police in Florida arrested an ardent Trump supporter as a suspect in the bombing plot, Trump said:
“These terrorizing acts have no place in our country."

Followed by: “Republicans are doing so well in early voting, and at the polls, and now this “Bomb” stuff " happens and the momentum greatly slows..” Trump said. “Very unfortunate, what is going on. "

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cunt act

a guy whos initials are AG and is pussy whipped to high heaven. under the thumb, disgrace.

not inviting his mates of many many years to his engagemnet and then to his wedding when without our presence he never would have met his women.big cunt act!

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Opening Act

The opening act is what you call the person who initiates intercouse for the sexual humiliating houdini. Precedes the closing act.

Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini my girl with me?

Person 2: Yeah for sure, you got the opening act?

Person 1: This shit's gonna be hilarious.

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Closing Act

Following the opening act, the closing act is performed by the second person who substitutes during the houdini.

Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini this bitch with me?

Person 2: For sure, I call closing act!

Person 1: Yeah you would take sloppy seconds, ya faggot.

a hopkin-original

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