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Daddy Dearest from Fnf but last and first letter removed.
Remove The last and first letter of your name: Daddy Dearest
Removed: Add Eares
The best duo you will ever meet! Have you seen them? No they’re runners in the night leaving their mark on every porta potty in the neighborhood. But be careful if you ever see the sign of adds and Wagfishy they are close by. Prostitutes by day felons by night. They are the dirtiest, skankiest bitches you’ll ever meet, literal sewer rats that feed on crying children. If you hear their anthem they’re lurking and their stalking when you least expect it. Ass up baby girl
Omg do you see that?
What?
A bitch
Oh that’s just adds and Wagfishy
Radio ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) can only be caught by someone on a good one who is constantly changing radio stations or songs in the car.
Girl: OMG! I love this song! (Changes after 5 seconds) This is my jam! (Changes after 10 seconds) Ah! Fave song! (Changes after 4 seconds)
Girl 2: Bitch! You got radio ADD!
wen a website has the add of "we use cookies to show the info"
fuck off cookie adds
The repeated patching up of a flimsy argument for a ridiculous proposition made by someone you’d think would be smarter.
Reductape is Latin for the process of repeatedly patching something until all you see is the patch and you can no longer see the thing being patched.
Absurdium is an isotope of Einsteinium (Es, atomic number 99) which when present in the brain of even the hugest genius renders them stupid.
Did you hear Trump’s latest claims that the election was rigged?
Yes. It was a case of reductape add absurdium.
Asking to grow your penis longer
I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke
Anything else sir?
Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?