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Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.
Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.
Alexa Is An Beautiful , Amazing Girl Who Likes To Help People , She Is Smart , She Would Figure Out Solutions In Situations ,
But She Would Get Joke Like "Hey Alexa , Play _____" She Is Very Good At Stuffs
Guy : Hey Have You Heard The New Girl Alexa?
Guy : Yeah! She Is Soo Awsome!
Really ugly but can be funny sometimes. Not to be racist but usually super black and look like a dark whole.
Why Alexa so weird?
If you ever meet an alexa DONT talk to her she’s bad news and she’s fucking annoying as shit. She’s definitely a red head and she’s ugly.
Have you seen Alexa, she’s such a bitch.
this girl that like won't stop watching the outsiders and the karate kid like idk what's wrong with her she's in love with ralph macchio for some reason and that old man has helped her through so much some how
look! it's alexa watching the outsiders with her karate kid sweatshirt on😋😝😎
shes a girl that (will most likely) look like peppa pig but dont worry beacuse she CANT SNORT she has so many abilities for example:
- she can open her nose however she wants to and whenever she wants to.
- you can say memes to her beacuse her name is alexa for example:" ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" (and she will start dancing).
- she is an innocent child of God and shes pure as a newborn puppy.
- she is kind of stupid sometimes but she is still smarter than me.
-she likes heart memes and editing .
-i hate her.
-she has the longest nails in the whole wide walmart.
-she is "aesthetic" (well she tries to be uwu) (sometimes she is).
- shes stubborn (just like me).
and that is it that is the alexa I know and that I hate goodbye (og and she will also tell you she will help you with homework and then ignore you uwu.
"alexa is so naive that she doesnt know what booty call means"
"she has a sugar daddy/booty call but she wont accept it "
" oh thanks alexa youre so NICE"