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Alexa

Alexa’s are most often the “it” girl in any situation. They are the popular girl but never the mean girl this making them the girl that everyone’s loves to hate. She’s not the girl that gets heart broken, she’s the girl a guy breaks someone’s else’s heart to be with. Alexa’s are smart and sexy but also adorable, caring and kind. Model types of looks but hearts of gold. Strong family values and strong personal morals are their strong points as well. In short, Alexa is the girl every guy wants to be with, every girl wants to be like and everyone is jealous of.

I thought we had a great relationship but he broke up with me to be with Alexa.

If only o could date a girl like Alexa. She’s definitely the girl you bring home to your parents.

by snapcracklepop74 November 24, 2021


Alexa

Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.

Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021


Alexa

A bottom.

Alexa is such a bottom when it comes to relationships.

by Ur moms gma.com October 21, 2019


Alexa

Alexa Is An Beautiful , Amazing Girl Who Likes To Help People , She Is Smart , She Would Figure Out Solutions In Situations ,
But She Would Get Joke Like "Hey Alexa , Play _____" She Is Very Good At Stuffs

Guy : Hey Have You Heard The New Girl Alexa?
Guy : Yeah! She Is Soo Awsome!

by AlexaEmily July 29, 2021


Alexa

Really ugly but can be funny sometimes. Not to be racist but usually super black and look like a dark whole.

Why Alexa so weird?

by November 22, 2021


Alexa

If you ever meet an alexa DONT talk to her she’s bad news and she’s fucking annoying as shit. She’s definitely a red head and she’s ugly.

Have you seen Alexa, she’s such a bitch.

by That bitch tf November 21, 2021


alexa

this girl that like won't stop watching the outsiders and the karate kid like idk what's wrong with her she's in love with ralph macchio for some reason and that old man has helped her through so much some how

look! it's alexa watching the outsiders with her karate kid sweatshirt on😋😝😎

by mirandacooperismyidol April 13, 2020