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Al Scale Reynolds is the poor guy who is about to marry Star Jones. He unfortunately doesn't know what he is getting into. Star Jones might eat him one day for breakfast or snack.
Al Reynolds! This is a trap! Run away before Star Jones eats you!
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pwning someone so hard that they want to crawl into a hole crying, and masturbating till death.
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Tommy and Jake surfing Banocanyon and an Al CAPWNING n00bs
April 14, 2003
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Counter-Terrorist
The DOmInaTor 15 8
13375K337 13 7
{SkS} CARL 0 56
Terrorist
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y 21 5
{SkS} J.A.K.E. 20 4
Player 1 55
{SkS} CARL: i have a op..
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y.: Its awp, and thats a scout..
{SkS} J.A.K.E.:AL CAPWN'D
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An extremist muslim terrorist belonging to al-Qaida. He was a despicable excuse for a human being who held Americans hostage and cut off their heads and led a mission to kill Americans in Iraq.
The United States military killed him in 2006 and continue to kill other al-Qaida members like him everyday in the War in Iraq. Unfortunately, the Democrats conveniently overlook this fact when advocating we pull out of Iraq.
Person 1: "Hey remember al-Zarqawi?"
Person 2: "al who?"
Person 1: "Um, the terrorist that cut off people's heads and led the al-Qaida mission to kill Americans in Iraq?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah"
Person 1: "Yeah, we killed him in 2006 and we continue to kill terrorists like him all the time in the War in Iraq
Person 2: "Gee, maybe we should stay in Iraq and continue to kill these bad guys before they come and attack innocent American civilians like they did on 9/11"
Person 1: "Exactly"
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A young psychotic boy who gets off on killing others, especially young women. Proficient with a sniper rifle, especially his own heavily-customized bolt-action M40A3 sniper rifle, dubbed "Faint of Hearts" by frightened citizens. Usually loves to insult and batter the victim before killing, usually by eviceration and torture. His name is usually used to promote fear or unexplained situations.
Man, I think Al the Killer was just here; there's blood on the floor.
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The result of somebody deciding to ejaculate into a cup/glass of beer. Usually happens at parties after quickie sex.
If someone ends up drinking the pale ale, it is utterly hilarious.
Dude, after Samantha blew me, I didn't know what to do so I just came into my beer. Then, Steve ended drinking my pale ale!
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The worst city in Saudi Arabia
Person 1: Hey want to visit Al Khobar?
Person 2: No that city is awful
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A Supercool guy. A hit with the ladies and no mistake. Has a big cock and is a top deejay. Hunky yet sensitive.
"I shagged brad Pitt last night, he was no Big Al but he was ok"
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