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When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.
Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"
A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.
“Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”
Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
A girl so amazing its hard to believe that she is actually real. She is so amazing and beautiful. She loves cuddles and is so sweet. If you’re dating an Alley, consider yourself taken for life because she is so loyal she will never leave your side. Her love is without quantity or condition. She will love you forever.
Omg that girl is so amazing. She must be an Alley!
the most perfect girl anyone can ever have, she is sweet, lovely, mesmerizing and adorable.
guy 1: i love my girl, i call her my alley
guy 2: there is nothing better than an alley
Someone who has big dreams has lots of friends is hilarious and a little boy crazy. She is a great friend to others and is very grateful if you had chance with Alley i would take it cause you would be missing out on so much!
Wow Alley is the best friend i could ever ask for!