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While the movie Judge Dredd is playing, put on a blind fold and begin to masturbate. Right before you cum yell out "I AM THE LAW" in your best Sylvester Stallone impression.
Ohh im gonna cum... I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW!!!!
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Yes, I am willing to go along with it.
John asked if I wanted to play basketball and I said "I am game."
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When people think chrome is the superior browser they will usually bring this up. Always said by Beta Males
Spooky69: I heard duckduckgo is pretty good.
ezggggetgood: i am on chrome
Spooky69: Not everything is about you.
The phrase "I am bless" is an example of internet slang or a meme that has emerged from online communities. It is a playful alteration of the phrase "I am blessed" and is often used humorously or ironically to express gratitude or contentment. The intentional misspelling and grammatical error in the phrase add to its charm and make it more memorable.
Internet culture frequently involves the creation and adoption of new phrases, words, and memes, often characterized by their informality and humor. These phrases can spread rapidly through social media platforms, online forums, and other digital channels. While some internet slang and memes have short lifespans and quickly fade away, others may persist and become part of mainstream culture.
1. "Despite the challenges, I am bless to have such wonderful friends and family by my side."
2. "Finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a published author. I am bless beyond words!"
3. "Just received news that I got accepted into my dream university. I am bless with this incredible opportunity."
4. "Today marks our 10th wedding anniversary. I am bless to have a partner who loves and supports me unconditionally."
5. "Even on the toughest days, I remind myself of the things that bring me joy. I am bless with a positive outlook on life."
These examples showcase how the phrase "I am bless" can be used to express gratitude, contentment, and acknowledgment of fortunate circumstances in various contexts.
What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.
Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager