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Amandas are people capable of both excess & moderation. They may not show their emotions readily but trust they are intelligent, deep & loving. If you have the chance befriend an Amanda, do it! You’ll have a ride or die, Best Bitches friendship, till you’re both toothless and using your walkers, laughing & swearing like sailors.
Amandas are awesome but they definitely “don’t take no mess”! Head this warning, because if they can whoop heroin addiction, they can certainly kick your ignorant ass. Amandas are the apotheosis of Bad Ass Bitch.
If you do fuck an Amanda over, pray. Amandas can hold a grudge if they feel it’s warranted. You’ll not gain their trust back easily.
Amandas are beautiful, sexy, book/street smart, hard working and charismatic. Their sarcasm & wit are nearly unparalleled.
Amandas tend to make awesome mothers. Their children will be well adjusted, model citizens, becoming Nobel Prize winners in different categories.
Amandas often choose the medical field for their careers and will be the source of joy, solace & calm to many a patient who comes under their care.
Amandas are both loving & loyal while simultaneously being able to dispense pain w/ their “fists of justice”. They make loving but jealous goddesses.
The next time you see an Amanda prostrate yourself before her glory (she’ll probably help you up blushingly afterwards...unless she’s pissed at you, at which point you might get curb stomped.
All hail AMANDA!
Girl # 1: Did you hear about the fight this morning in the stairwell?
Girl #2: yup, dumb bitch was running her mouth & had her face Amanda’ed into the wall.
Girl #1: yeah and then Ms. Facewall’s sister jumped in and had HER ass kicked too!
Girl#2:(shakes head sadly) I guess stupid runs in that family, especially if they thought they were gonna sweat Amanda. She’s not just a pretty face, she’s one bass as bitch!
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Amanda is the type of girl who will always have your back, through thick and thin. Her friends trust her with their deepest secrets, they even trust her more than their own parents. She is kind, sweet loud, hilarious, outgoing, a daredevil, cute, creative, expressive, and beautiful. She has the prettiest brown eyes, brown hair and is the perfect height. She always gets the guys with her beautiful smile and warm heart. She is a role model for anyone wanting to be their true self. Amanda can be over the top at some points, but when you get to know her, you'll bond over your weirdness. She always gives the best advice because she's been through many hardships, but has persevered. Amanda always speaks her mind, so never cross her or any of her friends. She is the most loyal girlfriend who will love you with all of her heart. If you find an Amanda, never let go of her.
Girl 1: Amanda is the best, I wish she was my best friend.
Girl 2: She's already mine.
Amanda: I'm everyone's friend, sis!
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Amanda’s are beautiful in and out they are the sexiest people you could meet and if she’s your girlfriend you won’t be disappointed in bed she definitely has a wild side to her and she is literally the best kisser if you have an Amanda as a girlfriend don’t let her go ever and when she says she loves you she means it with all her heart
Amanda is literally the best kisser
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Amanda likes strong boys for example boys with name James, Ethan, Lachie and Jack. She has an amazing body and she is a good kisser!
Omg it's Amanda, she is such a hot girl!
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Amanda
When a girl cheats on boyfriend/husband with on of his his friend /roomate/coworker/his family memberor
did you hear about Derrick.? his Chick was being Amanda on him. she had sex with Frank his bestfriend while he was at work.
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Amanda is One Hot Mess. Not to be confused with tall Amanda’s, this sub species of the basic bitch name are short, round, have bad teeth & hide crackers in their tum tum rolls. The lowest ranking Amanda with children popping out of her like Cars in a car show. She is not only foul to look at she’s also cruel, selfish and thrives on being the craziest person in the room while simultaneously being the weakest and lowest educated. The embarrassment of her family. The DUFF of her friend group. No one likes Amanda OHM but she’s always popping up like a cockroach in a crack den.
Everyone looks better with Amanda OHM next to them.
Amanda OHM is stalking online again. Call the police.
The clown car pulled up! Look at all the kids popping out! Must be Amanda OHM.