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Create Google Account

what 12 year old's do for every different site...

"CREATE GOOGLE ACCOUNT!? THIS IS THE THIRD ONE IN THE SPAN OF 10 MINUTES."

by IMadeThisAccountJustForThissss August 14, 2021


account for

a statement of reasons, causes, etc., explaining some event.

US Virgin Islands: Coral reefs only cover 0.2% of the ocean floor, but account for 25% of all marine species.

by Lithus November 5, 2017


Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.

Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.

by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024


Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023


Positive Accountability

Gaslighting employees into self motivating and over-achieving-because their successes are also my successes.-Eugene "Rocky" Madsen

Positive accountability removes the negative annotation of the word accountability in the sense that it it motivates based on reward and not consequences.

by July 28, 2024


Positive Accountability

Positive accountability removes the negative annotation of the word accountability in the sense that it it motivates based on reward and not consequences.

The concept of Positive Accountability equates to gaslighting employees into self motivating and over-achieving-because their successes are also my successes.-Eugene "Rocky" Madsen

by July 28, 2024


key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors

guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager

by qubic December 17, 2018