ant eater vs. meerkat

pairing of intense opposition; usually the end result is the meerkat suffocating the ant eater by crawling inside the nostril of the ant eater and using the helpless ant eater's oxygen for itself and/or the ant eater decimating the meerkat via Left for Dead 2 "smoker-style"

Me- Hey, did you see the the game last night?

Person 2- No I was watching the discovery channel, it was a helluva match up.... ant eater vs. meerkat type of shit

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Dirty Roman Ant-ony

A greasy janitor that dwells in musty basements. Rarely showers, cowars at the site of another human being, and plays video games as compensation for his lack of vigilance and integrity.

1.Ant-ony is a dirty piece of shit

2.Aaaannt-ony!

3.Ant-ony is an anti-social sack of dog excriment.

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Worthless as two pennies on a ant-hill.

Ambiguation; One being even more than completely worthless, making no sense.

"Thud is bout as worthless as two pennies on a ant-hill."

I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

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i ant up on nothing right now

Not seeing no one at all.

I ant up on nothing right now ,My ex-girlfriend that had lived with me for a few years, and I were having.a talk over the phone after a visit over the holidays. We hadn't been together in couple of years before her visit.Well out of the blue she shouts out I ant up on nothing right now. Am like what! Were and way you say that I hadnt asked or accuse her of anything. It was a surprise to be but you know it open up questions , She says I just saying am not with no one, Meeting guys up at the hot springs for one night stands ,is not up on no one. Dam Boys that hurt Tx ant never got so far from AZ.like it just did, and she says on the last night of 10 days together . Loving was good and very heart felt but no sweetheart am not your head case , shut the front door its one at the back better.

ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH

said from a person who has insectophobia x 1000

*sees and* AW SHIT AHHHHHHHHHH ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH GET IT AWAY I AHTE IT KILL IT KILL IT IM GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHH

Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!

p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"