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This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.
You suck.
"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"
When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.
Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"
You " you dont have time tell me twice "
nicolace is a nickname for ‘nic’ or ‘nicotine’ so when asking if someone’s seen nicolace you’re asking if they have a vape on them
hey have you seen nicolace anywhere?
no i haven’t but i know hannah saw nicolace
nicolace is code word for ‘nic’ or ‘nicotine’ so when asking if you’ve seen nicolace you’re asking if they have a vape on them
hey have you seen nicolace?
no i haven’t but i heard kaitlyn has
It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.
Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"
The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
the meme,the legend NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN
why did yo-
hello
but you didn't have to cut me off NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN