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Similar to a fundie christian, but instead of being a bible thumper who has a belief in God, is an atheist thumper who forces everyone around him/her to believe that God/Jesus/Satan/Heaven/Hell does not exist like he/she does, and that anyone who doesn't agree with his/her strict world view is comparable to a mentally challenged or psycholigically unbalanced person.
Fundie Atheist: Where are you going?
Christian: I'm going to church.
Fundie Atheist: Oh, going to listen to people preach how gays are evil, and that science is witchcraft?
Christian: No, I'm going to listen to people preach on how to be a kinder, more compassionate person, sing some lovely hymns, clap along, and then help with the charity drive for homeless people in third world countries.
Fundie Atheist: Open your eyes! God ain't real! It's all a crock of crap! Fairytales! It's a cult! Church teaches people nothing except how to hate and hurt others different from them!
Christian: Actually some of our congregation members are gay, and our charity drives are for helping people in need.
Fundie Atheist: You're still hurting people!
Christian: *rolls eyes* Look, believe or disbelieve whatever you want ok? But don't force your own world view down my throat ok? If you want to come and see for yourself, you are most welcome. Otherwise don't get on my case, please? Good day.
Fundie Atheist: Cult follower!
Christian: Get a life and a therapist, wacko.
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A term in which an andividual is an atheist except in life threating scenarios.
Has the same definition as "There are no atheists in foxholes"
Is the belief that one that is usually not religious, will in extreme fear pray or hope for a higher being to look over them.
While in flight the plane has extreme turbulence, one that normally does not believe in God will pray for their life.
They would be considered an Airport Atheist.
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A person who holds the view that the existence of a deity cannot be proven nor disproven, but personally leans towards the idea of there not being one. In this case, agnostic is an adjective. "Atheist" has to do with belief, and "agnostic" has to do with knowledge. Two completely different animals, but can be applied to each other. Basically, a person who doesn't know and doesn't believe.
Guy: So what are your religious views?
Agnostic atheist: I'm an agnostic.
Guy: So you're just a pussy atheist?
Agnostic atheist: No, you idiot. I'm an atheist, too. I'm an atheistic agnostic, or an agnostic atheist.
Guy: Huh??
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Huge fucking unemployed virgin who has a galaxy AoT backpack, watches Hololive, and sucks toes
“God Anime Atheist is such a shit owner”
“Fr that dude needs to stop watching V-Tubers and get a job”
The fundamentalist Atheist that’s always talking about how religion is terrible and God doesn’t exist, .This species of Atheist is different from your regular Atheist whereas your average Atheist is a normal person an internet atheist is a prick about it
Internet Atheist: theists are morons
Regular Atheist: I swear I’m not the same as him
A person who follows and defends the ideology of atheism, often abusing those who seem to stand in their way. They will not accept any argument against their ideology, often mimicking the very thing they claim to detest.
Richard Dawkins is considered a millitant atheist
Fuck you Jesus I will eat your feces
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The idea proposed by that asshat Ray Comfort that the banana proves God's existence.
"Behold! The Atheist's Nightmare! I have a banana! It proves God exists!"
"Behold! The Theist's Nightmare! I have a pineapple! It proves God doesn't exist!"
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