16th August

National let your male online friend that has a crush on you be you boyfriend day.

Boy: YO today is 16th August... that means that its national let your male online friend that has a crush on you be you boyfriend day!
Girl: R-really? I mean.. if you say so. 💕
Boy: I love you babe.
Girl: I love you to. <3

August 29th

National slap your friends ass day

“Hey joe did you hear it’s August 29th?” “Hell yeah!”

august 15

August 15 is national short people day

Person A: "Hey what national day is it on august 15?
Person B: "It's national short people day!"
Person A: "Why?"
Person B: ...you wouldn't get it.

August 2nd

August 2nd is national have sex day where everyone is “required” to have intercourse

Man 1:Hey man guess what!
Man 2: what
Man 1: It’s august 2nd!
Man 2: Aw hell yeah!

August 7th

"Thicc" and "Boob" appreciation day. 7th of August every year we all come together and appreciate the clever and astounding way the words "Boob" and "thicc" are spelled

Person 1: YO, did you know that the word thicc is thicc because the two c's form some serious cake?

Person 2: Crazy dude, just like how Boob is written as boobs seen from bird perspective, from the front and from the side!

Person 1: WOAH I'm so grateful that we can appreciate those words a lil bit extra today, on August 7th !

August 31st

If you’re born in august 31st, you’re the hottest, nicest, smartest person ever

August 31st is an amazing day

August 23

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Adam - hey what’s today ?

Emily - uh it’s august 23 why?

Adam- oh here’s my hoodie.
Emily - “blushed

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