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Bi-glassual: someone who is excited by more than one coefficient of expansion. Used among flameworkers to describe someone who melts both 'hard' glass (aka Pyrex) and soft glass used for beads.
That gal used to make beads, but now she makes awesome pipes - she's become bi-glassual.
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The definition of Bi-Shrexual, commonly known as Bi-Shrexuality means loving the hot ogre lord Shrek no matter what form, human or not.
Justin: MOM, DAD, I'M BI-SHREXUAL
Mom: oh dear..
Dad: son please.
if someone says this to you, they:
a) are Bisexual
b) want you to get the fuck away from them
c) killed/beat you in a game
d) both A + B or C
(Hint: the correct answer is always D)
How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.
Human one:
wow
Human two:
what
Human one:
your so gay man
Human two:
why thank you I love my bi chair
Human one:
How the hell do you do that
Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*
being nice and sweet one minute and being a total bitch the next
joe:i love you so much
sue:aww i love you too
joe:you're such a fucking whore
That boy is hella bi polar
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