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BMW driver

Those with cash, style and girls.
Hated on by drivers of corsas, saxos, peugeots,astras, fiestas,mondeos, micras and all the other shite on the roads.
Jealous people generalise BMW drivers as they want what they will never get HAHA unlucky!
People say 'they are all company cars' haha ur a hater!
Beeemmmmer Baaaaby!!! Woooooo!

Theres a BMW driver / wanker, wait.....I drive a Vauxhall/Ford/Peugot or some other heap of shit

by Beeeema Baaaby yeeaah June 30, 2010

159πŸ‘ 351πŸ‘Ž


anti-bmw bmw club

A bunch of crypto bros that think they know more about used 200k+ miles 1990 "flagship BMW cars" than your average gopnik adidas slavic sweaty dude but end up looking like a group of otaku dudes sniffing dark gothic anime girl feet.

- Hey I saw you bought a fake baged BMW be careful about the anti-bmw bmw club they are going to make a post making fun about you.
- Don't worry, I don't give a fuck about what those sweaty ass broke crypto bros think about my purchases
- Awesome, its your money bro.

by Dr Mau July 9, 2021

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


BMW driver

A BMW driver is most likely a 17 year old white girl. They don’t use their turn signals, especially when going to Starbucks. If you see a BMW driver in the wild, keep back 250 feet, and prepare to call triple A, because you have a 76.6 percent chance of rear ending them.

*CAR HORN* Man what a BMW driver.

by SizzleSticks21 September 11, 2020

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bmw x3

Stupid dumb idiot driving fucking dumb piece of shit car

1:I have a bmw x3

2:Fuck you

by Goofpoop July 1, 2022

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


BMW 135i

BMWs chick car. It is merely designed for bitches.

Hey Jimmy, are you going to get the BMW 335i?
No Bill, I'm a bitch, remember? I'll just stick with the BMW 135i.
Laugh out Loud Jimbot I almost forgot. You really are a bitch!

by Jackster12355 August 20, 2011

11πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


bmw

a big mexican woman

man 1: look at that fat ass

man 2: i know! what a bmw

by DaJunaut September 21, 2010

1πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


bmw boy

a guy that doesn't have anything going for himself no education but has a bmw or worse what looks like one and uses it to get women and they use his bmw to tell themselves they will later get money or they are rich together because of his ride.
also used as that bmw boy aint got nothing on me im hella cool got women friends and could get one any time no need to get a bmw and troll for girls that are car whores.

that bmw boy is a joke that's all he has.

by frameshift September 30, 2018

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