man 1: look at that fat ass
man 2: i know! what a bmw
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a guy that doesn't have anything going for himself no education but has a bmw or worse what looks like one and uses it to get women and they use his bmw to tell themselves they will later get money or they are rich together because of his ride.
also used as that bmw boy aint got nothing on me im hella cool got women friends and could get one any time no need to get a bmw and troll for girls that are car whores.
that bmw boy is a joke that's all he has.
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When someone makes a lot more money than me and drives a nicer car like a BMW I call them a BMW Douche.
I can't stand the fact they can walk into a BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz dealership and put down 50,000+ in cash for a customized brand new BMW with all the bells and whistles.
Or the person may have a good job/ more money in the bank than I do and The most convenient thing to do is call them a douche to make up for the fact I could never afford any of the possessions they can.
I really can't think of anything else to call them so I'll use Douche.
Look at that BMW Douche, I wish I had the money to drive a car as nice as that
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The king of snobby, whiney motorcyclists. Frowned upon, because of their insseent need to be waited on, hand and foot. In addition, to their unsubstantiated beliefs, that they ride THE "superior motorcycle".
"Hard luggage, tailbags, gel seats, and heated grips? Who the fuck puts all this unnecessary shit on their bike?"
"A BMW rider. Who else?"
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Someone who hates on BMW's and is therefore a douche.
Yes you are mad you can't afford one and no we don't lease. We Own.
You're mad you can't afford one and have nothing better to do than write lies and bs about those who can afford one.
Maybe you should stick to your toyota since you would never be able to afford to buy one outright let alone put 20 g down for one to walk out of the dealership with it.
We make 100'000's of dollars a year and can therefore afford a bmw, a bmw douche can't. aka a( hater)AS IN WE have more power and money than you do and can afford better cars.
You're a BMW douche because you wish you had one yet can't afford one.
BMW douche is the guy who's hating on them not the drivers.
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Body Made Wrong. When a female wears the wrong clothes for her shape and doesn't care thus far showing ALL inperfections.
Girl look at her she's a bmw. Her azz is flat she has a muffin top and her feet are jacked up!
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