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He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM!!!
"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
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You're (biological or unbiological) sister's boyfriend.
Meghan's unbiological sister is Tori. Tori is dating Patrick. Patrick is Meghan's boyfriend-in-law.
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boyfriend in training, boyfriend, tool
One man, out of assumably four or five others, who serves one or more needs for a girl, but holds no official boyfriend status. Mostly due to the fact that the cumulative needs fulfilled by the others comprise what the total package, official boyfriend would.
A Temporary Boyfriend pursues this usually attractive girl in bliss of the presence of the others in her life. He will likely never reach official boyfriend status because the girl views him as a tool.
A temporary boyfriend, aka TB, is usually referred to as and associated by a number.
Example One:
Norry: Did you have fun with TB#1 last night?
Diana: Actually, I went out with TB#3, I prefer partying with him because he's a big baller. TB#1 has been really needy lately and is pissed that I won't hook up with him.
Norry: Sounds like it's time that you start taking applications to replace him.
Diana: Word.
Example Two:
Diana: I was out with TB#2 last night when TB#1 and #5 showed up at the same bar!
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A name for a style of audio roleplay by VAs focused on intimate relationships, often used on YouTube where the audio stops right before it becomes sexual and then linked away to a site that allows more sexual content and/or includes a paywall.
The audio usually tells a narrative leading up to kissing, touching, or sex and will simulate such sounds but no actual sex is had.
The audio is generally a conversation where the VA will play their own side of a conversation but leave the listeners side silent so listeners can imagine themselves as partaking.
Extensive foley is added to the audio including everything from rain to doors closing and cooking.
It is not asmr in the traditional sense as it is not intended to provoke tingles but rather arousal or at least excitment.
It is basically audio porn.
I found this guy that boyfriend asmr on YouTube.
just like a community bf, a society bf would rather prioritise other plans or somebody else's feelings or plans, in this case his STUPID college society's, over you.
girl a: i cant hang out with my bf today cause he has society event at college he's busy
girl b: girrrlll thats crazy he's for the society
girl a: sweaarrr, he's a society boyfriend
The type of boyfriend who has a lot of random knowledge, frequenting Wikipedia and other informational websites. Tends to have at least 1 tab open with such a site at any given time.
"you're such a nerd."
"I prefer the term Wikipedia Boyfriend"
when your boyfriend would go out of his way to make sure he is liked by every girl on the planet as he has mommy issues and craves female validation. following whole female population of the world, going out with girls only, liking and commenting on their posts, giving them reassurance and listening to them rant are examples. he would rather hurt your feelings than theirs.
example 1: gf: are you dumb why are you following her and why are you in her likes
bf: i just like everything i see blah blah blah
gf: man sharap youre for the community
example 2: gf: why did you drive her home and let her cry to you and bought her something
bf: sorry for being a decent human being blah blah
gf: man sharap youre litch a community boyfriend