Dirt Badger

noun.
1. Any person who is not a white Protestant male.
2. A particularly promiscuous woman
3. The skin between the anus and the scrotum (see also gooch and taint)
4. Any person who is not an African Muslim.
5. Someone with an extreme longing for wedding cake.
6. A powerful spell that, when cast, causes the recipient to lose violent control of their bowels.

I went to Detroit, and saw a bunch of stinking dirt badgers selling coke on the corner.

Dude, we ran a train on your mom last night! Told you she was a dirt badger!

I haven't had a bath in a month. My dirt badger smells like death.

Death to all infidels, and American dirt badgers!

Ever since I saw that show "Cake Boss," I've been a complete dirt badger.

So I cast dirt badger with my Level 31 mage and totally made the enemy Orcs shit all over themselves.

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killed a badger

To pass gas or or other wise shit your pants.
To clear a room or vechile.
To end a dive suddenly.

Smells like he killed a badger.
Had to pull over a get out of the car, because Matt KILLED A BADGER.
Look someone killed a badger in there drysuit under wear and left it on the shore.

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Badger Stripe

Ejaculaion up someones back resulting in a stripe just like a badger.

Paris Hilton has probably had lots of badger stripes.

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Badger Milk

You all know John Basedow, right? Well, he drinks Badger Milk(TM)(C)(Patent Pending). That is correct!! Some people question the use of steroids in athletes but badger milk is 14.6 times more effective than steroids and it is apparent that John Basedow uses it frequently. Leave him alone! HE IS AN ANIMAL!!! ROWR!!!

That badger milk made John super strong!

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badger culling

Going down on your fem and knawing at their pubic fuzz.

Hey Ricky, so much badger culling on my wifey last night - I need a wire brush for my teeth!

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Tadger Badger

A person who frequently gives blowjobs, snuffling around a guy's cock like a badger snuffling for truffles.

"I seen Becca at the bar last night." - person 1

"Did she go home with anyone?" - person 2

"Yea, two guys." - person 1

"She is such a tadger badger." - person 2

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Honey Badger

Nickname for Tyrann Mathieu, defensive back for the LSU Tigers. He was nicknamed the Honey Badger due to his tenacious defensive play and generally not giving a damn who he's up against.

Verne: Tyrann Mathieu is going to take that punt to the house!
Gary: It's the Honey Badger doing it again!!!

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